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Big Problem Does Not Equal The Solution. The Solution=Let It Be. Dead Man ***

life with loopy: goop on the loose
I'm a dirty hobbit and she's a sexy elf so she might be... "Oh! You dirty hobbit. Take off my bodkin and my jerkin." "Oh, yeah... pixie ears. But that sword." What if she was a hobbit slayer? I'd just use my enchanted amulet. "Yeah. Yield to me, hobbit-slayer. You will touch my magic cock."
abortions. flasks. mints. dysentery.